50 elementos que no tienen nada de sexual o erótico. De hecho, está garantizado que destruirán las posibilidades de entretenimiento de tus genitales. Mi preferidos:
5. Lord of the Rings. The movies are fine, but did you know that if you read the trilogy three times in a year you actually get your virginity back?
6. Denise Richards. Sexy two years ago, but now looks like she’s been ridden hard and hung out wet.
10. Star diets. Has anyone seen the other half of Beyonce Knowles, Kate Winslet, or Christina Ricci? ‘Cause it left with all the good parts.
19. Little digital cameras on your cell phone. These are for taking dirty pictures and posting them online, not for snapping your fully clothed friends in bars. When will the populace understand this?
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[Estoy escuchando: «Mack the Knife» de Robbie Williams en el disco Swing When You’re Winning [Expanded] (1 of 2)]