Google Purge
Según anuncia la publicación satírica The Onion -que se inventa los artículo y son así más divertidos- Google Purge será el próximo lanzamiento de Google. Con ese proyecto, Google planea destruir toda la información que no pueda indexar. Toda, toda la información. Incluyendo tu ADN:
«Google finally has what it needs to catalog the DNA of every organism on Earth,» said analyst Imran Kahn of J.P. Morgan Chase. «Of course, some people might not want their DNA indexed. Hence, the robot army. It’s crazy, it’s brilliant-typical Google.»
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Google executives oversee the first stage of Google Purge.
Google’s robot army is rumored to include some 4 million cybernetic search-and-destroy units, each capable of capturing and scanning up to 100 humans per day. Said co-founder Sergey Brin: «The scanning will be relatively painless. Hey, it’s Google. It’ll be fun to be scanned by a Googlebot. But in the event people resist, the robots are programmed to liquify the brain.»
Brillante.
(vía Davidgp.com)